LOCAL DELIVERY AVAILABLE | FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING ON ORDERS OF $75! (EXCLUSIONS MAY APPLY) LOCAL DELIVERY AVAILABLE | FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING ON ORDERS OF $75! (EXCLUSIONS MAY APPLY)

Modern Printed Matter

Parent Life Card

$5.25
{"id":7946328670426,"title":"Parent Life Card","handle":"parent-life-card","description":"\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION: \u003cspan\u003eBlank Inside. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePaired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSIZE: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2023-03-18T16:47:36-07:00","created_at":"2023-03-18T16:47:39-07:00","vendor":"Modern Printed Matter","type":"General","tags":["funny","mama bear","PAPA BEAR","PARENT","parenthood","parents"],"price":525,"price_min":525,"price_max":525,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":43804967076058,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"29309","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Parent Life Card","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":525,"weight":68,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"AD150","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/AD150parentlife-01_1024x1024-2x.png?v=1679183259"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/AD150parentlife-01_1024x1024-2x.png?v=1679183259","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":31928841306330,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.832,"height":2048,"width":1704,"src":"\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/AD150parentlife-01_1024x1024-2x.png?v=1679183259"},"aspect_ratio":0.832,"height":2048,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/AD150parentlife-01_1024x1024-2x.png?v=1679183259","width":1704}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION: \u003cspan\u003eBlank Inside. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePaired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSIZE: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Shit's About to Get Real Stork Card

{"id":7521639334106,"title":"Shit's About to Get Real Stork Card","handle":"modern-printed-matter-shits-about-to-get-real-stork-card","description":"\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION: Inside Greeting: Congratulations.  Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper. Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSIZE: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\").\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2023-03-18T15:44:57-07:00","created_at":"2022-01-18T16:56:41-08:00","vendor":"Modern Printed Matter","type":"General","tags":["baby","Faire","funny","new baby","Stationery","Stationery | Greeting Cards"],"price":525,"price_min":525,"price_max":525,"available":false,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":42319808266458,"title":"default","option1":"default","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"2GKCXFKP4U","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":false,"name":"Shit's About to Get Real Stork Card","public_title":null,"options":["default"],"price":525,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"BY016","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/EtsyItemListingPhoto_52_6fb4f150-f8e5-4a59-8c79-5e68a6585f31.png?v=1642553850"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/EtsyItemListingPhoto_52_6fb4f150-f8e5-4a59-8c79-5e68a6585f31.png?v=1642553850","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":29027928637658,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":2000,"width":2000,"src":"\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/EtsyItemListingPhoto_52_6fb4f150-f8e5-4a59-8c79-5e68a6585f31.png?v=1642553850"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":2000,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.pulp-circumstance.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/EtsyItemListingPhoto_52_6fb4f150-f8e5-4a59-8c79-5e68a6585f31.png?v=1642553850","width":2000}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION: Inside Greeting: Congratulations.  Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper. Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope. Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSIZE: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\").\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Success! Feel free to continue shopping or head to your cart .