You're Old And I'm Here For It Birthday Card

For the friend who can take a joke and deserves one delivered in style, this sassy birthday card lands the perfect balance of wit and warmth. Printed on quality felt-textured cardstock with a bright, retro aesthetic, it's the kind of card that gets read aloud, laughed over, and kept long after the cake is gone. Made locally in Portland, Oregon.

Product Details

• Material & Finish | Digital print on felt-textured cardstock; eco-friendly biodegradable clear sleeve
• Dimensions | A2 size, 4.25" x 5.5"
• Color & Style | Colorful, bright, retro-inspired with a California beach vibe; blank inside
• Care Instructions | Keep dry; store flat to preserve print quality
• Envelope | 100% recycled envelope included

Perfect For

• Milestone birthdays, 30th, 40th, 50th, and beyond
• Sending a laugh to a long-distance friend or family member
• The person in your life who appreciates humor with heart

Pairs Well With

• A candle, small treat, or locally made gift for a complete birthday moment
• A kitchen counter, desk, or mantle display after the celebration
• Bundle with other funny or sentimental birthday cards for a curated gift set