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King of Corny Gift Guide

Ask Me About My Dad Joke Pencil Set

$7.95
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Bacon Candy

$6.95
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Plant Daddy Ceramic Mug

$20.00
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Studious Cats Bamboo Blend Crew Socks

$11.95
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Emergency Goat Button

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Chicken Bamboo Socks

$9.95
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Mugshot Height Chart

$14.95
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I Love Bacon- Men's Crew Socks

$12.95
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Would You Rather Card Game

$15.99
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Dr. Pepper Cotton Candy, 3.1oz Bag

$6.95
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Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

$16.95
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Golf Jokes

$9.95
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Turtle Pop-Out Squishy Silicone Sensory Fidget Toy

$3.95
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Dad Jokes

$9.95
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Emergency Dad Jokes

$12.00
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Best Dad Ever Pencil Set

$7.95
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