Asshole Teenager Father's Day Card
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Printed on luxe linen-textured paper in the USA, it’s the kind of honest, funny card that earns a real laugh before it earns a hug.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e | Digitally printed on luxe linen-textured paper; crisp full-color design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e | Standard greeting card size; envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/strong\u003e | Cheeky, modern typographic design; reads “Sorry for being an asshole when I was a teenager (Happy Father’s Day!)”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e | Store flat; keep away from moisture to preserve print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFather’s Day \/ Belated apology \/ Honest appreciation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult children gifting their dads \/ Siblings going in together on a card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDads with a sense of humor \/ The father who has heard it all\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bottle of his favorite whiskey or craft beer for a complete Father’s Day gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA home bar, garage, or man cave setting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBundled with a funny mug or small gift for a curated Father’s Day set under $30\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}