Old As Hell Retirement (Letterpress)

Retirement deserves a card that matches the energy of finally being done — and this one delivers with bold letterpress printing, premium Mohawk paper, and a neon orange envelope that announces itself from across the room. It is the kind of send-off card that gets passed around the office before it is signed, and kept long after the party is over.

Product Details

• Material & Finish | Letterpress printed on 120 lb. Mohawk paper with deep-impression finish
• Dimensions | Folded A2 — 4.125 x 5.5 inches
• Color & Style | Classic card stock with a neon orange envelope; packaged in a sealed cellophane sleeve
• Care Instructions | Store flat; keep away from moisture
• Inside | Blank — write your own personal message
• Made in | Dolgeville, NY, USA

Perfect For

• Retirement parties, office send-offs, and career milestone celebrations
• A group card that gets passed around and signed — bold enough to stand out on any desk or mantle
• The colleague, mentor, parent, or friend who has earned every bit of this milestone

Pairs Well With

• A bottle of champagne, a gift card, or a small luxury treat for a complete retirement gift
• A home office, kitchen counter, or keepsake box — this one tends to stick around
• Bundle with other witty letterpress cards for a curated, humor-forward gift set