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It's All Trash Card

$5.95

It's All Trash Card

Sometimes the most honest sentiment is the most comforting one, and this dry, commiseration-forward card is exactly what a friend needs when life is feeling a little chaotic — a knowing nod that says you see them, and you are in it together. Offset printed on bright white paper and assembled in a Los Angeles studio, it delivers the kind of artisan quality that makes even a rueful message feel genuinely considered.

Product Details

  • Material & Finish | Offset printed on bright white paper stock
  • Dimensions | A2 folded — 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Color & Style | Deadpan, humor-forward illustration; comes with a coordinating envelope (color may vary)
  • Packaging | Cello sleeve; blank inside for a personal message

Perfect For

  • Sympathy, commiseration, or "thinking of you" card for a friend going through a rough patch
  • Sending alongside a small care package, bottle of wine, or treat as a solidarity gift
  • The friend with a dark sense of humor, lovers of honest stationery, and anyone who is tired of saccharine sentiment

Pairs Well With

  • A bottle of wine, chocolate, or cozy candle for a complete commiseration care package
  • Eclectic home offices, apartment shelves, or anywhere a little dry humor is appreciated
  • Curated "bad day" gift sets or honest, humor-forward stationery collections

Printed locally in California and assembled in a Los Angeles studio.

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