Asshole Teenager Father's Day Card

For the dad who survived the eye rolls, the slammed doors, and the years you’d rather not revisit — this card says what most of us actually mean on Father’s Day. Printed on luxe linen-textured paper in the USA, it’s the kind of honest, funny card that earns a real laugh before it earns a hug.

Product Details

• Material & Finish | Digitally printed on luxe linen-textured paper; crisp full-color design
• Dimensions | Standard greeting card size; envelope included
• Color & Style | Cheeky, modern typographic design; reads “Sorry for being an asshole when I was a teenager (Happy Father’s Day!)”
• Care Instructions | Store flat; keep away from moisture to preserve print quality

Perfect For

• Father’s Day / Belated apology / Honest appreciation
• Adult children gifting their dads / Siblings going in together on a card
• Dads with a sense of humor / The father who has heard it all

Pairs Well With

• A bottle of his favorite whiskey or craft beer for a complete Father’s Day gift
• A home bar, garage, or man cave setting
• Bundled with a funny mug or small gift for a curated Father’s Day set under $30