Future Blackmail Tiny Diary

Equal parts hilarious and handy, this pocket-sized diary is the gift that gets an immediate laugh and actually gets used — 112 gilded-edge pages ready to capture overheard quotes, questionable decisions, and anything else worth documenting for posterity. Its hardbound felt cover and gold-edged pages give it a deadpan gravitas that makes the joke land even harder.

Product Details

• Material & Finish | Hardbound felt cover with gold-edged pages
• Dimensions | 2.75 x 3.75 x 0.6 in (7 x 9 x 2 cm)
• Color & Style | Classic, understated design with a dry-humor twist
• Care Instructions | Keep dry; store flat to preserve cover and gilded edges

Perfect For

• White Elephant gift / Secret Santa exchange / Gag gift for coworkers
• Everyday note-taking, quote-logging, or keeping receipts (figurative or literal)
• The friend with a sharp wit, the office jokester, or anyone who appreciates dark humor

Pairs Well With

• A sleek pen or mini highlighter set for a complete funny gift bundle
• A desk, nightstand, or bag — anywhere secrets need to be kept close
• Paired with the Naughty and/or Nice Tiny Diary for a humorous stocking stuffer duo