DESCRIPTION: Slow. Sweet. Slightly Disturbing. It’s the poop-tacular sequel nobody asked for—but everyone needs. Introducing the Sloth Pooper: the slowest, chillest, most adorably weird candy dispenser ever to drop a load… of sweets, of course. This wind-up wonder waddles at sloth-speed and leaves a delicious trail of tiny candy nuggets behind like a true digestive legend because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a lazy woodland creature popping out candy one hard drop at a time. Assorted hard candy “poops” included. Totally edible. Questionably respectable. Perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, or that friend who owns way too many sloth-themed coffee mugs.