How The Fuck Did We Get This Old? Birthday Card

Celebrate the years you’ve shared with a laugh and a wonderfully blunt question. Letterpress printed on tree-free paper with bold black ink and a bright orange envelope, this birthday card brings no-nonsense humor to a milestone celebration with a longtime friend.

Product Details

• Material | Tree-free paper
• Printing | Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press
• Dimensions | 4.25 × 5.5 inches
• Color & Style | Black ink with a bright orange envelope; explicit, humorous birthday sentiment
• Format | Folded card; blank inside
• Packaging | Sealed in a cello sleeve
• Made In | California, USA

Perfect For

• Milestone birthdays and adult birthday celebrations
• A shared laugh about getting older together
• Longtime friends who enjoy swearing and sassy humor

Pairs Well With

• A favorite birthday treat
• A celebratory mug or cocktail napkins
• A keepsake and a handwritten memory