Still Alive Funny Birthday Card

For the birthday honoree who has survived another year against all odds, this deadpan card says what everyone in the room is already thinking. Pressed on a vintage Heidelberg Windmill letterpress in Raleigh, NC using 100% cotton paper, it delivers its punchline with the kind of craft and precision the joke deserves.

Product Details

• Material & Finish | Letterpress printed on 100% cotton paper using a vintage Heidelberg Windmill press
• Dimensions | A2 folded, 4.25" x 5.5"
• Color & Style | Typographic design; dry, sarcastic humor with a clean graphic finish
• Care Instructions | Keep flat; store away from moisture

Perfect For

• Milestone birthdays, especially 30th, 40th, 50th, and beyond
• Friends, siblings, parents, or coworkers with a sharp sense of humor
• Anyone who prefers a sarcastic birthday card over a sentimental one

Pairs Well With

• A bottle of wine, a gift card, or a small indulgent treat for a complete birthday bundle
• A desk, bookshelf, or anywhere a well-timed one-liner deserves to be displayed
• Other deadpan and sarcastic greeting cards for a curated funny card set

Details

• Blank inside
• Includes kraft envelope and cello sleeve
• Letterpress printed in the USA (Raleigh, NC) on 100% cotton paper