Tiny Fart Diary

Pocket-sized, foil-stamped, and gold-edged — this miniature diary brings an unexpected level of craftsmanship to the very serious business of documenting one’s flatulence, with dedicated space on every page to date, rate, and evaluate each entry for posterity. It is the kind of absurdist novelty gift that lands every time: genuinely funny, immediately understood, and just elevated enough in its presentation to feel intentional rather than cheap.

Product Details

• Material & Finish | Perfect-bound felt cover with foil stamp; gold-edged pages
• Dimensions | 2.56" W x 3.69" H (65 mm x 93.7 mm); pocket-sized
• Pages | 112 pages with structured date, rate, and evaluate format per entry
• Color & Style | Compact novelty diary with premium foil and gilt-edge finish
• Care Instructions | Store flat; keep away from moisture

Perfect For

• White Elephant gift / Stocking stuffer / Father’s Day or birthday gift for him
• Desk humor, gag gifting, and anyone who takes their personal record-keeping very seriously
• Dads, granddads, the office jokester, and anyone with a well-developed sense of the absurd

Pairs Well With

• A novelty pen, funny card, or matching gag gift for a complete humor gift set
• Desks, nightstands, bathroom shelves, and anywhere a tiny diary might be needed at a moment’s notice
• Bundle with another small novelty gift for a White Elephant or Secret Santa set under $25